Wednesday, October 8, 2008

US Scientist Destroys "Instant Addiction Technology"

US scientist Kevin Havershum in a statement to the press has announced he has destroyed all research involved in the “instant addiction technology” he stumbled upon a month ago. Mr. Havershum while working on narrow high band frequency research last month made an unexpected discovery involving exposing a certain region of the brain to a very narrow high band frequency wave that caused a seemingly non reversible instant addiction to the process. In a statement to the international press Mr. Havershum was quoted as saying:

“As humans we use approximately only 10-15% of our brain. The other 85-90% of the brain is totally uncharted territory. By accidentally bombarding a certain region of a human brain we discovered that the narrow high band frequency we have been using for research stimulated that region and seemed to have caused an instant addiction, which appears to be totally non reversible. The individual who was accidentally exposed reverted to an almost comatose state without the direct stimulation taking place. It became clear very rapidly to the research team that this discovery is very dangerous and could be used as an extremely destructive weapon. I therefore as the head of the research team decided that all data and research material involved in the discovery was to be destroyed immediately. Since then I have been contacted by the CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Department of Defense, and all four branches of the military. I can tell you they are very upset with our decision to destroy the information.”

Mr. Havershum continued to say that he is very upset about the affected researcher and vows that he will receive every effort possible to reverse the affects, by myself and the team.

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